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Tongue Twisters For 2025!

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What Is A Funny Tongue Twister?

 

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A Tongue Twister is a sentence or phrase that is intended to be difficult to say, especially when repeated quickly and often. 

Funny Tongue Twisters are a lot of fun and our collection below is sure to provide you are your friends and family with plenty of laughs!

 

 

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Funny Tongue Twisters

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A mixed box of mixed biscuits.

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When you write copy you have the right to copywrite the copy you write.

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One one was a racehorse,

Two-two was one too,

One-one won one race,

Two-two won one too.

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The excess taxes Texas taxes us Texans vexes us.

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There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure, until a fish with a grin pulled the fisherman in, now they are fishing the fissure for fishers.

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I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most Pleasant mother pheasant plucker that's ever plucked mother pheasants.

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I am not the fig plucker, but the fig plucker's son. I'm here to pluck your figs until the fig plucker comes.

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“These sheaths,” she seethed, “were seized by thieves.”

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Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said, "the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter." Bought a bit o' better butter, not a bit o' bitter butter, that will make my batter better yet?

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Irish wristwatch.

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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

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Polish pole polishers polish Polish poles.

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What a great 'grape crepe' crate, Kate!

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How much can can a tin can tin if a tin can can tin can?

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Say "toyboat" five times really fast.

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A cheap tai chi teacher teaching tai chi cheaply.

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Dickhead Dan and the banana van bandana man band.

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A personal attack toward a bodybuilding yeti which knows no equal is: An ad hominem on an indomitable abdominal abominable snowman.

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If 5 witches have 5 switches, and each witch can switch one switch,

which witch would switch which switch?

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Fickle Uncle Carbuncle chuckles while he suckles on a pumpernickel pickle cause he's tickled by the artificial trickle from the sickly freckled sickle on his tricky nickel knuckle buckle.

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If you can’t scan the canned clam, hand-scan the clam can. 

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Prefix has the prefix pre prefixed to it.

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What if the moths were on the moth moss every month in a mob of moss moths? Would the monthly mob of moss moths mod the monthly moth moss or would the moss be mobbed with moths?

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If you wore a mask while making masks, you’d be a masked mass mask maker.

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Seven synonyms in cinnamon minimums.

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Is this blue bra black bro?

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