Let's face it, 2020 has been a crapper of a year so far but where there is craziness there is also humour and we have it her in spades with our Top Ten Jokes About 2020. Believe me, with the Coronavirus, Trump and Protests we have a lot of material to work with for.
How about we get right into it and try to brighten your day with these funny jokes.
If 2020 was a drink, what kind of beverage would it be?
Colonoscopy prep.
Looks like even automotive manufacturing has gone to custard during 2020.
I know everything happens for a reason, but 2020? What the actual f**k!
What rating would you give 2020?
Do you remember hula hoops? Well if 2020 was a hula hoop you would probably need to visit the hospital after playing with it.
No matter what way you look at it, crocs are not very cool. Something that has also not been very cool is 2020.
Ice cream is usually awesome, so are most other years...
To be fair, medieval times would have been a pretty shitty time to be alive, but still would have to of been better than 2020.
For the Jason Momoa fans out there. 2020 coming at you like..
Nobody likes it when your beer is head than actual beer do they.
When god knows the finger circle game. Ouch, my high school arm sure remembers it well.
Now that is one pinata that I would not be hitting with a stick hoping that candy would burst out.
Makes about as much sense as this year has made so far.
Probably the worst plate of nachos ever?
Nothing beats the smell of a delicate aroma from a scented candle.
2020 is fun! Swing... swing... splat!
No really, it is fun. Weeeee... splat.
And another ride to finish you off in the playground of 2020.
Do you remember Friends? If you do then you certainly remember Janice right.
Sometimes this year it feels like we are sinking, really quickly.
I think that 2020 feels more like constipation that diarrhea.
Watermelon is awesome, but the crop of 2020 watermelon is not so awesome.
Even a cup of coffee will kick your ass in 2020 apparently.
Remember to wear your PPE people!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
This tweet from @kickeep sums up lockdown life in 2020 pretty well we think.
Toilet paper is excellent, but if 2020 was toilet paper it would be grater.
So there we have it, we hope that you enjoyed our Top Ten Jokes About 2020. We have plenty more funny jokes and stories here. :)
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