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Funny Name Jokes
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What Is A Name Joke?
A name joke is a type of joke that involves making a pun or a play on words with someone's name. It usually involves a clever use of language to create humor based on the way a name sounds or is spelled. . Brace yourself for a bellyful of laughs as we dive into these rib-tickling name jokes that will have you in stitches!
Funny Name Jokes
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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs?
Bob
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What do you call a man in shark infested waters?
Chum.
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What do you call a lady who always sets fire to her power bill and phone bill?
Bernadette (Burn a debt)
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What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves?
Russell
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What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head?
Cliff
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What do you call a man who has a spade for a head?
Doug
What do you call a man who doesn't have a spade for a head?
Douglas.
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What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other one?
Eilene
What do you call a woman who has legs of equal length?
Nolene
What do you call an asian woman who has one leg longer than the other one?
Irene.
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What do you call a man who is always at your front door?
Matt.
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What do you call a man who has a car above his head?
Jack.
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What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?
Rob.
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What do you call a guy who keeps vomiting?
Chuck.
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What do you call a man who keeps rabbits up his shirt?
Warren.
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What do you call a man who is in the dirt in your garden?
Pete.
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What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
What do you call a guy who is building a wall in the middle of a river?
Adam.
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What do you call a guy with a radio?
Roger.
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What do you call a lady who is hanging from a roof?
Eve.
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What do you call a man sitting in hot water?
Stew.
What do you call a man who is sitting in barely warm water?
Luke.
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What do you call a man who is hanging on a wall?
Art.
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What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?
Phil.
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What do you call a man who has a plank on his head?
Edward.
What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head?
Edward Wood.
What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head?
Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man who has 4 planks on his head ?
I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
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What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?
Lou.
What do you call a woman who sits on the toilet twice?
Lulu
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What do you call a woman who keeps singing christmas songs?
Carol.
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What do you call a woman who works with cats?
Kitty.
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What do you call a man who loves travelling long distances?
Miles.
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What do you call a man who has a car licene plate tattoo?
Reg
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What do you call a lady who has radiator for a body?
Anita.
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What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?
Claude.
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What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?
Frank.
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What do you call a woman who stands outside when high winds are blowing?
Gail.
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What do you call a woman who catches fish using her body?
Annette.
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What do you call a woman who has a back like a turtles?
Shell.
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What do you call a guy who loves exercising?
Jim.
What do you call a man who keeps playing the bagpipes?
Scott.
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What do you call a man who works in deceased estates?
Will.
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What do you call a man who always wears a coat?
Mac
What do you call a man who always wears 2 coats?
Max.
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What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?
Neal.
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What do you call a water skier with no arms and no legs?
Skip.
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What do you call a man who has no 5 cent coins?
Nicholas.
What do you call 2 guys in a window?
Curt and Rod.
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue
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What do you call the police woman who does all the chalk outlines?
Tracy.
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