Keep Laughing Forever With These Funny Goat Jokes

What do you call an extremely lazy goat that just stands there?

Billy Idol.

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What did everyone call the goat that sailed around the world?

Billy Ocean.

 

 

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Why did the goat run straight into a wall?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

 

 

 

Two goats are eating garbage. The first goat finds a roll of film and eats it.

When he has finished it the second goat asks him "how did you like the movie"?

The first goat responds "it was ok, but I liked the book better.

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What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?

Americas Goat Talent.

 

 

 

 

What do you call a cowboy goat?

Billy the kid.

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What did the goat who was amazing at sports drink?

Goat-orade.

 

 

 

How can you tell when a goat is in the closet?

He has a beard.

 

 

 

What do you call a goat that loves to climb hills?

Hillbilly.

 

 

 

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Chicago

 

 

 

What was the goat duo that lip synced?

Billi-Vanilli.

 

 

 

What do you call a goat that can play the piano really well?

Billy Joel.

 

 

 

What was the Spanish goat with no legs called?

Gracias.

 

 

 

 

Why was the farmer so furious.

Somebody got his goat.

 

 

 

Why was the goat from France such a muscial prodigy?

He was born with French Horns.

 

 

 

 

What was the classic 80s comedian goat called?

Billy Crystal.

 

 

 

What was the tough goat in the 90s boy band called?

Goatee.

 

 

 

What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm?

A goat!

 

 

 

What was the goats name that married Angelina Jolie?

Billy Bob Thorton.

 

 

 

Did you hear about the goat that knew kungfu?

He was a karate kid.

 

 

 

Why is it so hard to have a conversation with a goat?

Because they keep butting in.

 

 

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What kind of goat is always acting like a fool?

A silly billy.

 

 

 

How do you prevent a goat from charging?

Take away his credit card.

 

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What did Bill Murray say when he met Satan?

I ain't afraid of no goats.

 

 

 

Who is the most popular country music artist in the goat community?

Billy Ray Cyrus.

 

 

 

You should be nice to goats and show patience, they are just kids.

 

 

 

Knock Knock Who's there? Goat! Goat who? Goat to get up to get down.