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Keep Laughing Forever With These Funny Brunette Jokes!
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Q. What is the one thing that brunettes miss most about an awesome party?
A. An invitation
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Q. Which company makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
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Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches the colour of their moustaches.
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Q. What is the main reason a brunette is able to keep her figure?
A. Nobody else wants it.
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Q: What is black, blue and brown in colour and found lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who tells blonde jokes in front of a blonde.
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Q: What do you call a really good looking man who is with a brunette?
A: A hostage
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Q. What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?
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Q. Why is ‘brunette’ considered a very evil colour?
A. When was the last time you saw an evil blonde witch?
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Q: Why don't you ever hear brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to come up with them.
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Q: Why are brunette jokes one-liners?
A: So that blondes are able to remember them.
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Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras ?
A: It is much more cost effective than changing their bandaids every day.
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Q: A blonde and a brunette are thrown off a tall building, who dies first?
A: The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions on the way down.
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Q: What is more stupid than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: The blonde who trying to put it out.
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Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
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Q. Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo’s ass was much more manageable.
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Q: Why did the brunette cross the road?
A: Nobody knows. They were all too busy watching the blonde.
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Q: Why don’t brunettes make good cattle ranchers?
A: Because they are unable to keep their calves together.
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Q: Why did the brunette take up cross fit training?
A: She wanted to hear heavy breathing.
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Q: Why do brunettes make awful lawyers?
A: They blow every case.
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What did the brunette say just after she picked her nose?
Grace.
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How can you tell the brunette in the paddock of cows?
She is the one who isn't wearing a bell.
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Why did the brunette get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's
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